If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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