how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize
