Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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