question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
did i just pee glitter
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