windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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