I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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