Its about making memories worth repressing
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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