Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Are my feet made of real feet?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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