I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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