have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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