Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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