so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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