I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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