youre lurking in front of me
I think I died a long time ago.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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