Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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