D3 body, D1 cock
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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