Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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