Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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