chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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