k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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