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(703): View more from Virginia

If i come over, it means nothing

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(323): View more from California

i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy

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(302): View more from Delaware

i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.

(1-302): View more from Delaware

you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.

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(516): View more from New York

Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes

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(281): View more from Texas

when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Vodka shot parachutes

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Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot

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(540): View more from Virginia

I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality

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(701): View more from North Dakota

He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke

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