We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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