We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I currently don't understand fingers.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
