508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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