you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She told me I should be a condom model.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize