I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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