I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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