wrigley field is MILF paradise
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My pussy is not your playground.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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