I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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