whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We need to rekindle our bromance
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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