no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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