just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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