STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
