You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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