yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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