For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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