fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
smell my finger.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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