so that wasnt chicken after all
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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