I need help removing her.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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