yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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