i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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