she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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