when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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