Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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