Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just want nice things and good sex
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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