it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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