What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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