id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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