My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Did I show you my penis last night?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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