We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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