I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just had sex on a roof
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Randomize
