i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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