his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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