you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Mom said you looked used
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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