Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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