scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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