it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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